Nina LaCour (via thelovelyloner)
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay
i remember this struggle like it was yesterday
these kids now a days don’t understand
And then and then and THEN you gotta understand that these motherfuckers were designed to be played sitting on a level surface, and if you even thought about getting too energetic, you’d get nothing but a scratching sound, a couple seconds of silence, and the sinking feeling in your stomach that somehow you’d fucked up.